Only $9.99 or Three Monthly Payments of $3.33...

Do your pet cows have image problems?  Do they struggle to stand out in the herd?  Do they want to rock out, but just don't know how to get started?  Do they have a receding hairline which they think they can mask with a small strip of fabric?

If you answered, "Yes", to any of these questions - stay tuned for a special offer...





For a short time only (Our definition of this may vary from yours and is generally influenced by our ability to move product), we are proud to offer the Limited Edition (Limited by how many we can get you and your ilk to buy) Elliot Steer Signature Cowdana! 

Just imagine the look on your steer's face when he finds this fine American Made (By cheap imported labor from cheap imported parts, with all proceeds being held in off-shore accounts) product waiting for him in his stall!  Picture the look on your heifer's face when she awakes to see this and her matching Moochie bag (Patent pending - Moochie bags are in no way affiliated with the gaudy "compensation pouches" favored by the soulless).

You will feel a pride that you have never felt before as the chorus of, "Living on a Prayer" blasts from the internal speaker at random intervals. Lighters will spontaneously ignite and be held high in the air and air guitar solos will be compulsory as your rockstar bovine enters the pasture. 

By now, you are surely salivating and licking your monitor, dying for me to let you know the details of how you can get your very own Elliot Steer Signature Cowdana.  What would you be willing to pay for such a fine garment?  Other inferior products sell for hundreds, nay thousands of dollars, but the Cowdana is being offered at a low introductory price of only $9.99.

But wait...there's more...





The Elliot Steer Cowdana is available in your choice of colors: Dark red, medium red, and slightly faded red (Please add $5 for the faded look).

But wait...there's more...




The first five hundred (Or so...it's not like you'll know) customers will receive, at no extra cost, a 1 ounce bottle of Elliot's Super-hold Bouffant Cream, the first (And only) choice for any discerning cow.

So don't wait, call now...operator(s) are standing by...

1-(800)-COW-ROCK

Photo by Kerrie Wooten

All kidding aside, this picture is an example of the types of candid goofiness that we can sometimes run across during a day's work at the Farm.  In this case, I was going down to feed Elliot and notices that he looked a little different.  I surmise that he got his "big boy" collar caught on the hay ring feeder and managed to pull it up over his forehead where it remained.  The fact that he looked so casual and cool about it, made it hilarious and Kerrie was nice enough to bring a camera so that we could capture this funny moment to share here.